A Bush Joke:
None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light." - from Steve Chapman, via lotsa people.
Thanks to Off The Cuff for this tidbit!
And, check out w's debate notes from the first debate. Finally, check out w's own global test---looks like someone may have to stay after the debate tonight!